Hot Shower: A stream of water too small & too lukewarm to cause hypothermia
Hard Sleeper: A hard bunk for overnight passage with many smoking buddies
Soft Sleeper: A hard bunk for overnight passage with fewer smoking buddies than in a hard sleeper
Traffic Law: The widely understood principle that one should honk one's horn at the sight of an oncoming vehicle, pedestrian, or nonchristian thought
Dog: The most sacred of all animals May they be as abundant as the semiedible filth allows
Thai Massage: A singular testing of the hypothesis of King Thasamlapurtha that one women is not able to rip the flesh from the bones of anyone with her bare hands
English Menu: A curated list of food items that do not contain chili pepper and must contain at least 75% of either pizza, pasta, or burgers
Price: About 1000% of what you could be paying
Tuk Tuk: A fine multipurpose motorvehicle designed for the conveyance of the ignorantly wealthy & large quantities of heroin
Monk: The most profitable & fastest growing occupation
Spicy: Containing at least a trace of bell peppers
Thai Spicy: Containing enough chilis to numb the mouth and face for the rest of the night
Guidebook: An outdated tome of time-sensitive material.
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