IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PORTLAND

or so it seems based on my experience here over the last week.

Portland in full bloom

Now that Sarah is back in Portland, I have no excuse not to visit her and the city. POK POK yum, getting ready for SEasia already - and everyone has flowers!

Minnesota's finest demo derby

After a week of learning new watersports and competitive gaming with the Yurick family on lake Emily, attending the Mille Lacs County Fair Demolition Derby was the perfect (?) way to unwind before checking out Minneapolis.

WESTWARD HO!

We've made it to Minnesota, land of one thousand lakes.
I had blueberry wild rice pancakes for breakfest and a gobstopper the size of a grapefruit.
Feeling: Nauseous
Soundtrack: BTO - TCB

PACKIGN IS FUNNNNNN!

GOT RID OF HAIR TODAY SO I CAN BLEND IN WITH THE LOCALS/STINK LESS!

STUFFING MYSELF SILLY ON THINGS I DON'T EXPECT TO FIND: MILK CHOCOLATE, BELGIAN CULTURED BEVERAGE, AND BEN & JERRYS.